What Do You Think of the Two LinkedIn "About" Sections Here? Pick Your Favorite.


Is there anything worse than a crappy cup of coffee?


Sure, your boss wanted to save a quick buck by purchasing cheap glorified toilet water, but what did that do to your morale? Do you really enjoy drinking poopy water? Yuck 🤢 


That’s not gonna fly on my watch 🦸‍♂️


Our roasting recipes were downloaded from God directly through His cloud! (shhhh… don’t tell anyone, but holy water is our secret ingredient)


Small flex but… our coffee actually tastes good! 💪


Everybody loves when they put us in their mouths! 🙄


If you want energy, and deliciousness in your life - you know what to do…


… go order yourself some Glory Cloud Coffee ☕


What would Jesus do? #WWJD



You know how your grumpy friends struggle with waking up in the mornings? Not you though. Well, that’s what I help with. I work with groggy people by getting them fantastic coffee and tea beverages in order to increase life productivity, joy, and flavor pleasure.

When friends (aka: clients) work with me, they:
Get more enjoyment from coffees and teas that actually taste great
Spend less time and money in drive throughs waiting for pricey, crappy coffee
Their productivity increases 373X!

When it comes to fantastic artisan craft roasted coffees and lovely loose leaf teas, I know that you want to be relaxed while enjoying great tasting drinks. You want to wake up happy to taste morning cups of joy; rather than just dumping caffeine down your throat. In order to do that though, you need our amazing specialty, premium drinks; and you can’t do that without GloryCloudCoffee.com. There is a difference.

I used to hate the taste of coffee…for the first 52 years of my life! I understand how you need help waking up in the morning and don’t want to drink nasty tasting stink water. I know how it feels awful to struggle with that conflict. That’s why I’m proud to say, I’ve helped everyone who drank GloryCloudCoffee or tea [except that one grumpy young lady on Yelp] in the United States of America maximize their drinking pleasure. And, you can add the ‘hard’ stuff to darn near all of our beverages for post work wind down times.

You deserve your life to taste this great.

So, visit our website or come in person to our roastery / coffee shop, so that we can together, We Make Life Taste Better. Stop losing time, joy, flavor pleasure, taste buds, happiness and instead discover, explore and drink in the GloryCloud...

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useless TikTok to see if I know how to dance:
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